Les Bananes de M. Gorille

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Champion of the Sun
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Ancient Stories

Ásgeir - Heart Shaped Box

Franz Joseph Haydn -

String Quartet No. 1 in B minor, Op. 33, H 3/37

English is the only language with more non-native speakers than native-speakers
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Hamza El Din - The Water Wheel

When the missionaries arrived, the Africans had the land and the Missionaries had the Bible. They taught how to pray with our eyes closed. When we opened them, they had the land and we had the Bible
Jomo Kenyatta (1st president of Kenya)

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mediumaevum:

Toilet humor was the thing in Middle Ages. If your joke didn’t contain any body parts or bodily fluids it had to be really harsh on a public figure or even the royalty, to get a good laugh.
One of the most famous collections of medieval jokes is Facetiae by Poggio Bracciolini (1380-1459).  For example:

In Florence, a young woman, somewhat of a simpleton, was on the point of delivering a baby. She had long been enduring acute pain, and the midwife, candle in hand, inspected her secret area, in order to ascertain if the child was coming. “Look also on the other side,” said the poor creature, “my husband has sometimes taken that road.”

You can read more jokes from the book here.

mediumaevum:

Toilet humor was the thing in Middle Ages. If your joke didn’t contain any body parts or bodily fluids it had to be really harsh on a public figure or even the royalty, to get a good laugh.

One of the most famous collections of medieval jokes is Facetiae by Poggio Bracciolini (1380-1459).  For example:

In Florence, a young woman, somewhat of a simpleton, was on the point of delivering a baby. She had long been enduring acute pain, and the midwife, candle in hand, inspected her secret area, in order to ascertain if the child was coming. “Look also on the other side,” said the poor creature, “my husband has sometimes taken that road.”

You can read more jokes from the book here.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Stephen Wright

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